Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar.
Your Parents
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.