Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans always become criminals?

Because they want to feel wanted.

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?

Flexin’.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!