Worst Jokes Ever

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)

You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

I got hit with a can of soda.

It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.

Is Will Smith a blacksmith?

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?

"Windows Shut Down."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.

Bob: Kanye West.

Dad: No, but I can East.