Worst Jokes Ever
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
I think my penis has facial recognition.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.