Worst Jokes Ever

Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

I have no legs.

Finish the sentence.

Salt and Vi.....

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

Papa: Johnny, Johnny.

Johnny: Yes, Papa?

Papa: Open wide.

Johnny: HAHAHA.

Papa: *unzips pants*

Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

Why do people shake cigarette boxes?

To wake up the cancer.

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...