Worst Jokes Ever
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
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Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.