Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What's the time?
How would I know?
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
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Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.