Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.