Worst Jokes Ever
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"