Worst Jokes Ever
Cheesiest jokes.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
"and i oop"
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.