Worst Jokes Ever
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
Saying balls go into pussy.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.