Worst Jokes Ever
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!