Worst Jokes Ever
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
I eat ass.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"