Worst Jokes Ever
That dam looks damn cool!
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
Nickelback.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.