Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Your Parents
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.