Worst Jokes Ever
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
4chan
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
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