Worst Jokes Ever
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
Yo' mama is a joke.
How to stop bullying?
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.