Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.