Worst Jokes Ever
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Jacob has a small penis.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE