Worst Jokes Ever
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Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
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What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Cyber Monday
What is baseball?
What is a good night for you?
I love friends.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Stephanie is my name.
I love my name.
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
Austin Nash
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩