Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
I eat ass.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.