Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*