Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."