Worst Jokes Ever
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Year 10 English.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Pen15
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Ice cream is just like I scream.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Ur mom gay.