Worst Jokes Ever
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
I think my penis has facial recognition.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do oranges π sweat?
Juice!
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Boo! π»πππ·οΈπΈοΈβ οΈ (So scary, right?)
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just canβt seem to find one.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!