Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!