Worst Jokes Ever
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
You are quite [something].
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.