Worst Jokes Ever
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My life, ha ha funny!
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Suck all the bread!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.