Worst Jokes Ever
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
If hi = hi?
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
You are a joke.
Why though?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
My dignity to live.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!