Worst Jokes Ever
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
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Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
Alpha Kenny body?
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.