Worst Jokes Ever
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Saying balls go into pussy.
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.