Worst Jokes Ever
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Rocks rock and crack!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."