Worst Jokes Ever
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Yes.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
That dam looks damn cool!
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Cheesiest jokes.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.