Worst Jokes Ever
Doin (DYM 35).
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Chat box hangout.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"