Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When your plane heads for New York...
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!