Worst Jokes Ever
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
I eat ass.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.