Worst Jokes Ever
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Mohe?
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!