Worst Jokes Ever

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A Rhyme Rover.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers.

How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

I have no problem with prostitution.

It's like an Air BnB for your dick.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.