Worst Jokes Ever
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Imagine. Kobe could not.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.