Worst Jokes Ever
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
A man takes a boy into the woods.
Boy says:
"Mister, I’m scared, and it’s dark and cold."
The Man: "How do you think I feel? I’m walking out here alone!"
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.