Worst Jokes Ever
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Wanna come hang out with me?
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.