Worst Jokes Ever
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Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
LAMO.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
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I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.