Worst Jokes Ever
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
If hi = hi?
dfg.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
You are a joke.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!