Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

Dee.

Long live the quee—Oh wait...

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.

Why is jelly laughing a lot?

Because his friend goes nuts!

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

What do you call someone who fixes walls?

Juan, probably.

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.