Worst Jokes Ever
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
I suck my dick.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
12/8?
ICH BIN GOTT.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Ryan.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
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