Worst Jokes Ever

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.

Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).

Student: How should I know, that's his story?

Walking is just running with extra steps.

"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"

What did the cow say to the other cow?

Moo you fine.

I had fun.

What is fun? Everyone.

I hate noise.

I have fun with my friends.

Cyber Monday

What is baseball?

What is a good night for you?

I love friends.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.

Stephanie is my name.

I love my name.