Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Ice cream is just like I scream.
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Ur mom gay.
Pen15
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
TDS? More like STDs.
More jokes.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Your head looks like a joke.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.