Worst Jokes Ever
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.