Worst Jokes Ever
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.