Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
KK or Liv?
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.