Worst Jokes Ever
You just made a Mist-ake.
Anyone here a spoon?
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Myself.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Your dad must be a mailman.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Are you choked?
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.