Worst Jokes Ever
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Just laugh.
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Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
A joke.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
"Stupid ass baby."
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
My family.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.