Worst Jokes Ever
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is a pile of balls?
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.