Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
I don't want to die.
Anyone here a spoon?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Your dad must be a mailman.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Mr. Bunler.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!