Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
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Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
I hate noise.
I love friends.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Stephanie is my name.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?