Worst Jokes Ever
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Arms.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
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