Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Rat
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.