Worst Jokes Ever

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."

The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

"What did we hit?"

"I don't know, a rock."

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

What's tree plus tree?

Sticks!

What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

I'm emo, by the way.

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!