Worst Jokes Ever
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Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
Your head looks like a joke.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
dfg.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
ICH BIN GOTT.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.