Worst Jokes Ever
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
I love you, Hebrew John.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Very funny battery joke.
Hi I did a...
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
I love still things.
🏧gvgffgtyuhihihguggu
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.