Worst Jokes Ever
I can't have my Oreos 😠Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"