Worst Jokes Ever
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
I suck my dick.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.