Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
How did the chicken đ feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"
Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"
Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"
Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa said, "Yes."
Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I donât have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Whatâs the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
We gate.