Worst Jokes Ever
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!