Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

Have you heard of Wendy's?

Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

POV: Your mum is a bomber.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."

The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.

Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.

No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.

"What did we hit?"

"I don't know, a rock."

Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"