Worst Jokes Ever

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

What meds do snakes with ADHD take?

Adder-all.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.