Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
POV: Her name is Alli.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Allah akbar.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.