Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!