Worst Jokes Ever
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.