Worst Jokes Ever
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.