Worst Jokes Ever
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
A strong woman.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.