Worst Jokes Ever
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is a pile of balls?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.