Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.