Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Ethan Fennel
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.