Worst Jokes Ever
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.