Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.