Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
What do you call a Mexican who canāt find the bar?
Barlos.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.