Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
I am Mario's brother.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.