Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!