Worst Jokes Ever
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
It's not a joke.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.