Worst Jokes Ever
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
You live in the airport.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.