Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

Why can't science be combined with religion?

Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.

What do you call a blowjob in Africa?

Breakfast.

My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"

When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.