Worst Jokes Ever
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
His gay ass dad.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
My dog died today. 😥
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.