Worst Jokes Ever
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.