Worst Jokes Ever
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Gay people.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.