Worst Jokes Ever
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
"Hold my beer, watch this."
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
"Welcome to the gulag."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.