Worst Jokes Ever

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Who even needs white jokes?

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Titanic is more bent than a hairline.

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?