Worst Jokes Ever
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"