Worst Jokes Ever
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.