Worst Jokes Ever
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95