Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
97 percent of women...
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
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To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Welcome to Daveās orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Whatās something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
Iāve watched Fast and Furious Seven.