Worst Jokes Ever
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.