Worst Jokes Ever
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!