Worst Jokes Ever

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

What's tree plus tree?

Sticks!

I'm emo, by the way.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

All Nepali love momos.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!

I love jumping off cliffs.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.