Worst Jokes Ever
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
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What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.