Worst Jokes Ever
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.