Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.