Worst Jokes Ever
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.