Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Pizza Hut.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.