Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Sayo-nara.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."