Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.