Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.