Worst Jokes Ever
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!