Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.