Worst Jokes Ever

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Karolien's life.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

What did the bus say to the other bus?

"Beep!"

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

To prove that he was not chicken.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you, that is who.

I like unicorns.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

"May divorce be with you."

I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...

What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"

Q. You know what really bugs me?

A. Insect puns.

What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.

What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

A waist of time.