Worst Jokes Ever

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

So you can see the look on its face...

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

How do birds pay? With their bills!

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...

Then it hit me!

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.

They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."

Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"

I said, "Are you going to punish me?"

What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?

What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?

- Kelp!

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!