Worst Jokes Ever
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
I like unicorns.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.