Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
This person has Down syndrome.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila