Worst Jokes Ever
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What kills you?
Suicide.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Sorry but, no one asked.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.