Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.

"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."

"Oh, cool."

"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."

"Makes sense."

"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."

"Where's Trump's clock?"

"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.

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    • Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

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    • I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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    • Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

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    • Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

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    • What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?

    The Boston marathon finish line.

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    • Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

    Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

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    • What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

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