Worst Jokes Ever
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.