Worst Jokes Ever
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.