Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Carlos.

What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?

Stephen Walkins.

Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.

Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.

What’s red, blonde, and wet?

Saskia in grain.

What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?

Nothing.

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?

Quack.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.

Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?

Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.

There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

Zero, they were copycats.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

Gay.

Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?

Because she's dead.

Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?