Worst Jokes Ever
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Joke.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
I'm gay.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.