Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Ironic that this page is dead.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.