Worst Jokes Ever
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Ironic that this page is dead.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!