Worst Jokes Ever
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Gun control...
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Sun.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.