Worst Jokes Ever
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.