Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.